Wigan English Exam.

[Big E]

The following is a copy of an English Exam from Wigan,but most could apply to owd skemmers.How many answers do you know?


WIGAN UNIVERSITIES

1ST YEAR

ENGLISH EXAMINATION PAPER


1 THAMMUN GERRIT THISELL
2 INITOT
3 GIUZIT
4 GERRITETEN
5 GEROFIT
6 SUPITUP
7 AZZEE GETNITEER
8 IZAMIATONREET
9 EEZ GOONINWOM
10 AST GETNIT REET
11 ISIT THI MAM
12 PURRIMINEER
13 EESEZITINTIZ BURRA BERRITIS
14 THALAFOT GERRA NEWUN
15 LERRUS GERUS ANSWASHT
16 SUMMONUSUL AFERT GERRODF
17 WI AFERT GERRUS IMBOOKS
18 THAMUN GERRIT LERNT
19 SHUT THOGOB
20 OWZEENO
21 BUZZTOP
22 ABERITINTERZ
23 NETHERN WOARTDOON
24 AST THA SINIM ONT TELLY
25 LES GUTERT PICHERS
26 AST GORRATANNER
27 EENOZE NOWT ABARTIT
28 EZZ GOOINT GERIT
29 LERRER GERONTBUZ
30 EE SEZ EE ANTADIT
31 ATOWDIM BUREE WUNT LISSEN
32 LERRIM PURRIZATON
33 EEZ GORIZ AWOM
34 THAKON IFTHA WANTS
35 THA WANTSTA WESH THI EEROLE ART
36 IZEEONNEETURN
37 THISULPERERS ONTHICHEST
38 WEEVGORACAR
39 EEZ NOWT BURABABI
40 CONT KUM AR ARST NEET
41 THALUKS OWDER BART TEETH
42 SITHITNEET
43 THAT INT IT
44 ARTWREET
45 WORART ONABERTATALL
46 AM GOOIN WOM FORMATEY
47 EGETENRUNNOAR
48 THAGAWMLUSS BUGGER

[wilko]

Sports section

Name 3 Athletic events that begin with the letter T




















1. Th'igh jump
2. Th'urdles
3. Th'ammer

[chrisdrew]

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not got a scooby do what any of those word mean, give us a clue

[butler]

1 THAMMUN GERRIT THISELL = You must get it yourself
2 INITOT = Isn't it hot
3 GIUZIT = Give us it
4 GERRITETEN = Get it eaten
5 GEROFIT = Get off it
6 SUPITUP = Drink it up
7 AZZEE GETNITEER = Has he got it here
8 IZAMIATONREET ?
9 EEZ GOONINWOM = He's going home
10 AST GETNIT REET = Have you got it right
11 ISIT THI MAM = Is it your mother
12 PURRIMINEER = Put him in here
13 EESEZITINTIZ BURRA BERRITIS ?
14 THALAFOT GERRA NEWUN = You will have to get a new one
15 LERRUS GERUS ANSWASHT = Let us get our hands washed
16 SUMMONUSUL AFERT GERRODF = Some of us will have to get off
17 WI AFERT GERRUS IMBOOKS = We have to get our hymn books
18 THAMUN GERRIT LERNT = You must learn it
19 SHUT THOGOB = Shut your mouth
20 OWZEENO = How does he know
21 BUZZTOP = Bus Stop
22 ABERITINTERZ = I bet it is not her's
23 NETHERN WOARTDOON =
24 AST THA SINIM ONT TELLY = Have you seen him on the television
25 LES GUTERT PICHERS = Lets go to the cinema
26 AST GORRATANNER = Have you got five pence
27 EENOZE NOWT ABARTIT = He doesn't know anything about it
28 EZZ GOOINT GERIT = He's going to get it
29 LERRER GERONTBUZ = Let her get on the bus
30 EE SEZ EE ANTADIT = He says that he has not had it
31 ATOWDIM BUREE WUNT LISSEN = I told him but he wouldn't listen
32 LERRIM PURRIZATON = Let him put his hat on
33 EEZ GORIZ AWOM = He got his at home
34 THAKON IFTHA WANTS = You can if you want
35 THA WANTSTA WESH THI EEROLE ART = You want to wash your ear-hole out
36 IZEEONNEETURN = Is he on the night turn
37 THISULPERERS ONTHICHEST = This will put airs on your chest
38 WEEVGORACAR = We have got a car
39 EEZ NOWT BURABABI = He's nothing but a baby
40 CONT KUM AR ARST NEET = Can you come to our house tonight
41 THALUKS OWDER BART TEETH = You look older without your teeth
42 SITHITNEET = See you tonight
43 THAT INT IT = This is not it
44 ARTWREET = Are you alright
45 WORART ONABERTATALL = What are you on about at all
46 AM GOOIN WOM FORMATEY = I going home for my tea
47 EGETENRUNNOAR = He got run over.
48 THAGAWMLUSS BUGGER = You stupid nitwit

Scary.............................

[steve]

8.. IS ONE'S HAT ON CORRECTLY

13.. HE SAYS IT ISN'T HIS BUT I BET IT IS

23.. FUCTIFINO

[kev panther]

23 now then what you doing ??